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who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

thebootydiaries:

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

" Sometimes we meet someone and are with them for a short time, yet somehow we write about them forever. "

- jcatmoonlight (via wnq-writers)

jesussbabymomma:

LOLLLLLLLLL
Y'ALL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
SO LIKE
I had this boy I was crushing on (who also happened to be my best friend), right? So I was crushing on him for a few months but never did anything with it because 1) Dana does NOT pursue anyone, EVER 2) I have a crippling fear of rejection, so like, that also factors in a shit ton.
Anyway, me and said boy go places together every weekend either individually or in a group setting. Last weekend we went to a party and he drunkenly confessed to me that he wanted to spend more time with me alone, we should start going places together alone, I spend so much time with his roommate and not him, and that he wanted to meet my parents and have dinner with them. A bitch was SHOOK at this confession and I’m like??? Okay???
So YESTERDAY i finally confronted him about what happened Saturday and guess what??? He doesn’t remember anything, and he said that doesn’t sound like him either because it sounded so “whiny and needy”. I was like ??? even if you dont remember it, was there any truth behind your statements ???? and he was like no not really (:
I literally hate myself for all the emotional distress I gave myself because a dumb boy tampered with feelings he didnt even know i had for him uGHHHHHHHH

Long story short TD;LR: Dana thought a boy finally liked her and liked her BACK, but the lie detector test showed THAT WAS A LIE

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